Pump
down the volume
Vernon
Fischer on pet rocks, heavy lifting and how musicians can make better tips
BY DOUG NORDFORS
The
Hook Magazine Issue #19.21 :: 05/22/2007 - 05/28/2007
“You
can play almost anything —somebody’s going to like it.”
This kernel of equal parts wit and wisdom comes courtesy of one of
Charlottesville’s premier working musicians, guitarist Vernon
Fischer. And after almost 30 years here, teaching music and doing
a few regular jobs but mainly gigging, gigging, gigging (and gigging) solo and
with various bands, playing everything from jazz standards to popular tunes to
Brazilian fare, in places like Keswick Hall, Farmington Country Club and
Cheeseburger in Paradise, there’s lots more where that came from.
Dishing
the wisdom after many years as a professional ambiance-maker: “I’ve always
told myself, ‘If someone can make a million dollars on a pet rock, I can make
a little on music,’” says Fischer.
“Your
ego can’t be fragile. One third won’t like you, one third will, one third
will be indifferent,” Fischer says. But such concerns take a back seat to the
energy he spends whipping up the opportunities to throw his ego to the wolves
and the lambs and the sloths. “It’s a game of promotion. Salesmanship
101—you have a product, you have to be willing show it. I’ve always told
myself, ‘If someone can make a million dollars on a pet rock, I can make a
little on music.’”
Comments like these may make Fischer seem a bit like an automaton with no
respect for his audiences. It’s not like that at all. “You have to
understand your function,” he says. “It’s a service.” You want a
seasonal tune? You want “Happy Birthday”? “I always try to do requests,”
he says. He also anticipates what those requests might be. Though he describes
himself as “not really a classical player,” he’s taught himself
Pachelbel’s Canon, and J.S. Bach’s Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring, and
many other iconic classical pieces. “If you don’t play ‘em, they’re
probably going to ask you,” he says. Maintaining an appropriate volume level
is another maxim he’s learned to swear by. “You’re there to add
ambiance,” he says. “I noticed that the quieter I got, the more money in
tips I made,” he adds, laughing.
Such humility belies Fischer’s stellar musical background and his deep
appreciation of virtuosic musicianship.
Born in Baltimore, Fischer absorbed all kinds of music while growing up in the
1960s. “Popular music was very diverse back then,” he says. Hearing the
great jazz guitarist Kenny Burrell on the radio one night was one of the many
guideposts that sent him on his musical journey. He learned a great deal on his
own, but never lacked for fine teachers. He took guitar lessons from a man named
Walter Namuth, and later bought a Buddy Rich record for 50 cents and noticed
that Namuth had once been Rich’s guitarist and arranger. Fischer met another
guitarist named Henry Merchant while gigging with a band as a young man in
Baltimore, and later picked up a lot from him about how to develop as a solo
player, which is the key, Fischer says, to making a living as a musician.
“When you’re in a band, the revenue gets spread around.” Fischer went on
to study with big-time guitarists like Chet Atkins, Jim Hall, Leo Kottke, Albert
Lee, Tim Reynolds, Emily Remler and Larry Coryel.
Fischer moved to Charlottesville from northern Maryland in 1980. “I was in
between jobs and girlfriends,” he says. But the choice wasn’t just
haphazard. “I had heard that Charlottesville had a lot of good old-time string
music players,” one of several snippets of information that alerted him to the
aesthetic possibilities of the area for a person with a passion for playing
music. And then there was the physical beauty of the landscape. “This is where
you belong,” he thought to himself while on a visit here.
Eventually, he settled into his life as a superb regional performer, having
decided not to shoot for a recording career. Waxing philosophical about his
chosen path comes easy to him now. “It’s important to have idealism as a
concept,” he says, “to let the fantasy be the guiding light. But it’s
another thing to make that a reality. You say to yourself, ‘O.K., fine, I have
to compromise.’”
All this has given him a fine-tuned perspective on the discrepancy between media
popularity and genuine talent. “When I hear people talk about Jimi Hendrix,”
he says, “I want to say, ‘Yeah, he did some interesting things, but have you
heard Les Paul?!’” There’s no shortage of other examples to rant about.
Fischer’s flabbergasted by the dreck Kevin Eubanks has to deliver as the
leader of “The Tonight Show” band, compared to what he can present to
smaller audiences. “He’s incredible!” Fischer says.
Fischer is the proud possessor of countless stories about his life as a working
musician in the area. There’s the time, for instance, when Mick Jagger stayed
at Keswick Hall when Fischer was doing a regular gig there. “He came in with
three nice-looking young girls,” Fischer laughs, “sat with his back to me
while I played, gave me a nod and left.” And he spins vivid images of how
tough and competitive the local music business can be at times. “It’s like
sea-gulls on a post at a beach —one pushes one off.”
Though Fischer’s not rich like a Rolling Stone, and though the road—or the
beach—can get bumpy, nothing gets in the way of his determination to play
music. “I know what the alternative is,” he says, referring to the various
regular jobs he’s done, including construction and carpentry. “A guitar is
the heaviest tool I want to pick up.”